Men are like children. I could really stop the post here…enough said, but I won’t, I shall elaborate. The other night I was participating in the chat room for Q’s show on body modifications and plastic surgery. (If you haven’t listened in or participated in his blog radio shows you really should…they are awesome!) I ended up just about the only person in the chat room and the only woman who was participating much. I was surprised and a bit horrified by the things the guys were saying though.
The big topics for the night were Asian women getting eye surgery to open their eyes up and look more “American” and a guy who has been having surgery to lengthen his bones and give him more height. Those I understand opposing…they are extreme and dangerous. In general I don’t judge or get up in arms about how people chose to enhance themselves but when you go to extremes, look ridiculous, or are acting dangerously in the pursuit of beauty you better believe I’ll comment.
At one point the guys got very heated about booty pants and padding. I was so thankful I was just in the chat room and not on the phone live because I was cracking up at how ridiculous they were being. They were all screaming that it was false advertising and that it was unfair. Um, you are kidding, right? Yes, they just hate when we dress up and make the most of our assets, right ladies?
They loathe the way our tits look in that push up bra and our low cut shirts. They despise the way our ass looks in those jeans. They get livid at the way those heels make our legs look fantastic! They can’t stand when nuddie magazines airbrush women to remove cellulite. They despise how Victoria Secret models look during the live runway show every year because that isn’t all real. Yup…they hate it. Of course they would be up in arms about this topic. They are screaming false advertising but I have only one thing to say…it works!
If it works, we will continue to do it. The only time you realize these “assets” may not be real is when you have us in the bedroom and we are getting naked. Now, at that point I PROMISE you that they aren’t getting all upset and walking out of the room because we “mislead” them. Nope, they are sticking around for sure. They will still sleep with you, believe me ladies.
The thing is they will go home, tell their friends, “Dude, she totally mislead me…but then she blew my mind in the bedroom.” And you best believe they’ll probably be back for more. Why did you blow their mind in bed? You blew their mind because you knew you looked hot and were working it. You felt sexier and hence became sexier and more able to enjoy yourself sexually. He can claim to be “horrified” by your false advertising but all women know that shit is tried & true; it has been tested and proven. They can hem and haw all they want but their feeble protests will go in one ear and out the other.